Wednesday, July 29, 2009

K is for Kit and Kaboodle (Knox, Kostick, Kaaberbol, Kerr, Koller)

What I read: Dreamhunter by Elizabeth Knox, Saga by Conor Kostick, The Shamer's Daughter by Lene Kaaberbol, Children of the Lamp: The Akhenaten Adventure by P.B. Kerr, and The Keepers: A Wizard Named Nell by Jackie French Koller.

I believe that children and YA fiction is, on average, better written than adult fiction. That doesn't mean there isn't good adult fiction out there, just that the amount of badly written adult fiction greatly outnumbers the amount of badly written children and YA literature.

As I say to my students, "You can persuade an adult that something is good when it isn't. You can't do that with kids."

Consequently, I have plundered the children and YA sections of bookstores and libraries all my life. The one major difference between my younger years and my older years is that I now read much more adult non-fiction (it's relaxing!) than in my teens and early twenties.

The one similarity is that I'm still not enamoured of series. Which is not to say that I'm series-free. I have read Eddings' Belgariad series, some of the Earthsea books, most of the Chrestomanci books, Pratchett's Bromeliad series, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Rings, and McKillip's Riddlemaster series. However, with the exception of the Chronicles of Narnia (well, they are short) and Eddings' Belgariad series (which is rather like reading a Cliffnotes of Fantasy Motifs), most of the series I have read and enjoyed have been three books long--no more. I seem to be psychologically prone to closure or pay-off.

This doesn't explain, though, why I would be reluctant to start series in the first place. I've begun to think my brain chemistry actually alters when I pick up the first book of a series. I call it a "brain void"--a pit of disinterest (not dislike) expands like a black hole through my synapses, and I put the book down again. It seems to have little to do with the writing style or the subject matter--just "uuuuuhhhh," and I move on.

I decided to analyze this "brain void," so for "K," I selected the first book of five series by YA/children's authors: Dreamhunter by Elizabeth Knox, Saga by Conor Kostick, The Shamer's Daughter by Lene Kaaberbol, Children of the Lamp: The Akhenaten Adventure by P.B. Kerr, and The Keepers: A Wizard Named Nell by Jackie French Koller.

I gave up on the first two--Dreamhunter and Saga--after one chapter. I gave up on The Keepers within five pages. I will probably give up on Children of the Lamp but should mention it as an exception to the first three. The writing is fun in its own right, including passages such as the following:
"A Near Death Experience," John said matter-of factly. "You know. When you're having surgery and you almost die and you travel through a dark tunnel into the light and get mugged by an angel at the other end."
The last, The Shamer's Daughter, is the only one where I went ahead and got out book 2. Before I get to why The Shamer's Daughter stood out, I'll cover my physiological reaction to the others. Did I have a "brain void"?

Well, yeah, in all three cases. I felt more or less the way I do when I'm waiting for my car to be fixed--less bored but sort of treading waterish. Or the way you feel when you do to the DMV and FIRST you have to fill out the little card and THEN you have to get the little ticket and THEN you have to sit in the little chair and THEN you have to watch three million people go to the window before you, and the numbers are never in order because they have that weird A versus B system, so people get different tickets for different issues, and FINALLY, your name is called and then you have to pay money for something.

That's how I feel with most series, even P.B. Kerr's. Eventually, I give up and skip to the end of the book, and guess what! The children have discovered they have powers or the sisters have conquered something or other or the hero or heroine has been awarded kudos or made peace with his or her family, and my reaction is, "Couldn't you have told me that in the first chapter?" (Couldn't you just deal with my ticket problem, now?) I mean, I had to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and meet more and more and more and more people and have more and more and more information thrown at me and . . .

And I realized that I write the way I read. One of my biggest flaws as a writer is that I tend to start mid-story. For example, in "Her Society," I start the story AFTER the guy has already committed his crimes and been sent to live with Safrina and actually, most of the 30-day socialization has already passed because, well, frankly, I just don't care about any of that set-up stuff. Treading water.

But it does place me in the awkward position of either having to use flashbacks OR have editors write me annoyed notes saying, "This is well-written, but I had no idea what was going on!"

Unfortunately, it also means that I have a hard time getting into series. I just don't care about all the stuff that leads up to people having confrontations. The question that interests me most as a writer and reader is "What if?" not "How did we get here?"

Still--I can understand the fascination with "How did we get here?" or beginnings. I usually develop a fascination with beginnings after I've read a whole bunch of ends. I know the characters, and then I develop a desire to read the prequel about where the characters came from and why they do what they do, etc.

But I can appreciate that many people like the information to unfold chronologically/sequentially. I'm going to call it the "soap opera" effect, but I don't mean that negatively. I could also call it the "gossip" effect, and I wouldn't mean that negatively either. It's the human fascination with knowing people--what happened to little Johnny Smith? who did he marry? how many children does he have? etc. etc. etc. My lack of interest in the soap opera effect may be the reason I never remember where people work (I often remember what they read!), and the reason I was never good at the clique/gossip stuff in high school. So-and-so is dating so-and-so? They started dating three months ago? Huh.

Regarding The Shamer's Daughter: each book appears to have an individual focus with the problem being presented immediately. I also happen to like the narrator's voice. I've decided that selecting the narrator's voice is a writer's most important job. I've had story ideas that I just couldn't get going until I knew who was telling the story. Likewise, when reading--especially a series--I have to enjoy the narrator. I've given up on series because the narrator was humorless or morose or simply dry.

End result: I feel a little closer to understanding my "brain void" when it comes to series!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Real Darcy

'A Man of Few Words' Being an Addendum to Pride and Prejudice as told by Fitzwilliam Darcy and Transcribed by Jane Austen and Katherine Woodbury is now available as a full PDF document.

This document is also available as an e-book at Smashwords.com.

Many thanks to Eugene for creating the PDF, storing the document on his website, and publishing the document on Smashwords. He should also receive authorial credit for the opening letter! I made a few additions but most of the opening letter is his own. (I should probably also now thank all the male introverts in my family for making this document so comparatively easy to channel.)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Lastest Publication

My latest story just came out in Leading Edge Magazine: "Her Society."

Here's the description:

"Her Society" (Leading Edge, June 2009): A futuristic legal system places the burden of judgment on the victim of an assault; she, Safrina, must first live with her assailant for thirty days in the hopes that she will learn to "understand" him. She is burdened not only with her own survival but with the possible future of her assailant.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Subtext and Harry Potter

I don't care for critical explanations of art that focus on subtext. I think subtext creates an imaginary, sometimes interesting text at the expense of the actual text. It does this by stringing together elements of the actual text. I will illustrate what I mean below. The actual text is the Harry Potter series (which I have never finished and don't have many personal opinions about).

Here are the elements:
Azkaban
Harry Potter's innate magical powers
The house elves
EXPLANATION 1: Harry Potter is a Marxist tract that envisions a common man who stands against the dark forces of capitalism as displayed by the prison, Azkaban. Yes, it is extreme, but all good satire is extreme. Azkaban represents in miniature the horrific conditions that inmates suffer in most Western prisons up to the moment of execution (in the United States). Harry Potter's innate powers indicate that he, like all men and women, is born with inalienable rights. He is supported by the underclass—the house elves—who in their willingness to defend Harry Potter's cause echo the revolutionary spirit of Marxist insurgents; in subrogating their individuality for the common good, they demonstrate what is needed to bring about a new tomorrow.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is a liberal with a liberal agenda. She is using the Harry Potter books to destroy capitalism by promoting a Marxist agenda.

EXPLANATION 2: Harry Potter is an Ayn Rand-inspired text. Harry Potter is the ultimate individual who, despite the debased no-thinking/self-imposed slavery of his peers--the house elves--and society--Azkaban, manages to retain his sense of innate individuality. Like all good Ayn-Rand heroes, he ultimately becomes a self-created and self-important being: sui generis.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is a gung-ho individualist who believes that independent spirits will save the future.

EXPLANATION 3: Harry Potter is a religious text. Azkaban represents the evil that resides in all men (and women). Note that the Azkaban warders appear when Harry Potter begins to despair. His innate magical powers refer to grace which will save him if he will accept it. The house elves represent good spirits/saints/intentions who remind Harry Potter of the need for humility through their examples.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is a fundamentalist Christian who is using the Harry Potter books to persuade readers to give up their sins and repent.

EXPLANATION 4: Harry Potter is a Horatio Alger text. Harry Potter is the ultimate barrow boy who, with innate drive and determination, rises above environmental determinism symbolized by the warders of Azkaban, who destroy a person's will to survive and ability to progress. The house elves represent what Harry Potter could become if he does not rely on that innate drive and determinism: self-entitled drains on the economic stability of a nation.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is, despite being British, trying to feed people the erroneous concept of the all-American dream. Everybody knows that immigrants were worse off when they got here! Everybody knows that the streets weren't paved with gold! And now she's trying to sell the idea all over again.

EXPLANATION 5: Harry Potter is a feminist tract. Azkaban represents the patriarchal forces of a mostly male-run world. By aligning himself with Hermione, Harry Potter allows his feminine side to show through. Harry himself is not the driving force of the novels; actually, he represents the innate "male" or "power" side of Hermione. The house elves represent the slavery (a la "The Yellow Wallpaper") that all women suffer. Hermione's attempts to "free" the house elves are her attempts to free her own understanding and act for herself.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is using the Harry Potter novels to preach a feminist message. She made a male the hero because her message, like all good feminist messages, is subversive.

EXPLANATION 6: Harry Potter is a deconstructionist text: everything eventually means nothing. By pervading the books with Azkaban imagery, Rowlings prepares the reader for randomness and anarchy. She deliberately creates non-explained phenomenon. She also creates characters who insist on linear progression—the house elves—despite the obvious non-structural aspect of the books; consequently, the house elves remain slaves to Western artistic expectations. Harry Potter, like the characters in Waiting for Godot, exists in a world that he cannot actually act upon; he has innate abilities but no ability to choose. He is the post-modern hero because he accepts that nothing can be learned or really understood.

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is trying to expose us to the true relativity of life. She does this by subverting ordinary/linear Western archetypes to reveal their basic shallowness.

EXPLANATION 7: Harry Potter is a cry for good parenting. Harry has no strong parental figures in his life. This exposes him to the evils of the world (Azkaban, the boarding school). He has to rely on his own sense of right and wrong because he has never received proper training. This is made clear by his reliance on his "innate" abilities rather than on parental teachings. Furthermore, the text is replete with examples of parents who fail to live up to their parental responsibilities, creating a corrupt second generation (Malfoy and his father) that cannot think for itself (the house elves) and must struggle on its own (Hermione and her parents).

SUBTEXT: Rowlings is challenging parents of today to live up to their obligations. By giving Harry Potter a happy marriage at the end of the novels she hopes to break the cycle that Harry Potter was born into.

EXPLANATION 8: Okay, I'll spare you.

All explanations and subtexts are my own. The jargon isn't.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Thoughts On How People Respond to the Media

I just finished watching My Kid Could Paint That, a documentary about Marla Olmstead that came out in 2007. This post is not going to focus on Marla Olmstead's work (except to say that I really like Bottomfeeder, see right). What it will focus on is people's responses to the media.

After watching the documentary, I Googled "Marla Olmstead" and came up with her official website plus a number of blogs, posts, and articles from when the documentary came out. I read through some of the comments and was reminded, all over again, why I don't usually read comments anywhere except on my blog (where the commenters are generally very pleasant and insightful whether they agree or disagree with me--thank you, wonderful commenters!). I am bemused by individuals who seem to exult in passing negative judgment on people they have never met. Passing judgment on movies: I get that. Passing judgment on books: I get that too. Passing judgment on politicians: well, that's kind of a given. Passing judgment on a family viewed for 83 minutes and out of context: naaah, I don't get that.

Yet many writers, posters, commenters have accepted the documentary as THE TRUTH--with one major exception: Doug Harvey from the LA Times.

This, I find bizarre.

Here was my internal (and external--I watched it with only my cats present) response to the film: As it started, I said, "Nah, the kid didn't paint those" even though, at that point in the film, the documentarian did accept the "authorship" of the paintings. At another point, I said, "Wow, she's really smart" about the hometown reporter, Elizabeth Cohen (frankly, I think she's the best reporter featured in the documentary). I twice made positive comments about the parents. I really liked the mom, who made thoughtful observations about her role as a parent. (More about the dad later.)

Half-way through the documentary, the child's "authorship" is "debunked" by 60 Minutes. I cringed; I've never been a huge fan of CBS news. I agreed that the painting the child created for the "hidden" (notice the quotes: children are like animals; they know instinctively when an environment has changed) camera was different than the others although I thought, and still think, it resembled Bottomfeeder. (Later, the parents did their own documentation of the child painting.) I accepted the child psychologist's statements on 60 Minutes but decided later that one child psychologist isn't enough to convict anyone (child psychologists are capable of saying really dumb things). I noted that the 60 Minutes piece wasn't balanced. I was completely unphased by the father "losing" his temper: he didn't. Besides, what is this obsession with children having pure, untainted childhoods where the parents are so good, they are inhuman? (Has anyone ever met parents like that?)

I was highly amused by one buyer finding "meaning" in Bottomfeeder (the kid's an artist, not a philosopher), but he framed and hung the painting beautifully. I had mixed feelings about the art dealer. He seemed to be distancing himself at one point, giving off a kind of "Hey, this has nothing to do with me" attitude which annoyed me since it seemed like a betrayal, and I think betraying people who have made you money is tacky. I also thought his comment about abstract art being a con because it doesn't take a lot of time to produce to be silly in the extreme. Taking a long time on a piece of art does not, ipso facto, make it good. It's like those Idol try-out singers who think they should get accepted because of how long they practiced, not because they can actually sing.

But I reminded myself that interviews in documentaries are often out of context (we don't always hear the questions asked by the interviewer). In any case, the art dealer is very good at his job as when he persuaded buyers to purchase the "proven" (documented) art piece rather than an art piece (by the same child) that they liked better. I think the purchasers did it because they were on camera (this was after the controversy) which struck me as rather expensively touching: a $20,000 or so effort to demonstrate their belief in the artist!

I thought the documentarian breaking the wall between him and the audience was interesting, but I thought he failed to ask the right questions, namely, what does his obsession that he must "catch" the child producing great art say not just about how news is made but about fandom? (Elizabeth Cohen, local reporter, made some insightful comments here.) I also thought he was remiss in bringing up the question of "fraud" without interviewing (1) other child psychologists; (2) a variety of art critics. In other words, he seemed to be caught between an objective look at the child's work and a subjective examination of the child and her family. He started both threads; he didn't finish both.

To continue: I had no trouble at all believing that the child painted differently when the camera crews were around from when they weren't. I had no trouble believing (I thought it was self-evident) that the father's anxiety to show what his daughter could do sans camera led him to push the whole painting thing on camera (at which point, like a normal 4-18 year old, the kid balked and went, "Do it yourself, Dad!" or just refused to cooperate). I thought one of the saddest parts of the documentary was when the child invited her father to paint with her, and he self-consciously declined: I didn't see it as proof that he had helped her in the past but as evidence of how much the accusation that he was helping her had boxed him into a particular role: spectator rather than participant.

I read absolutely nothing into any of the daughter's comments one way or the other. I have nieces and nephews. Kids are the kings and queens of non sequiturs. I personally am opposed to the use of child "witnesses" in legal situations--children can be coached to say anything and will change behavior based on outside expectations. (At seven, I would read slowly or quickly depending on what I thought my teachers wanted from me: proof that I was a good student or proof that I had trouble reading. My reactions weren't thought-out; again, it was instinctual; I picked up on body language or something.) P.S. Cynics, don't read too much into this (see comments below).

I was impressed by the parents as parents. I was also intrigued by their decision to document their child painting (clips are shown on the documentary and on the website). It intrigued me because it underlined the parents' basic "naivety" (as the father put it); if we just SHOW the world what we see everyday . . . It also intrigued me because it backfired (to a degree). As an insightful commenter to one of Harvey's articles pointed out, the believers were actually disappointed by evidence that the painting process is mundane, not magical. (The child didn't go into a trance and sing "Kumbaya.")

I, however, found it better than magical. The clips, though brief, showed that the child did behave differently when just her family was present. They also showed that she looked over the painting as she worked: where to place a yellow blob, where to add another batch of color. Forget prodigy, people! Doesn't anyone appreciate how amazing a talent/eye that is? The only abstract art I ever painted (in high school) was a drab mess--and at the time, I could produce fairly good representational drawings.

More on this issue of the child's eye: in one scene where outside cameras were present, the child squeezed out several tubes of color and mushed the paint together. "She doesn't do that when no one is here," the father said, exasperated, and he was right, she didn't. Later, when she was more used to the documentarian, she painted a rather ordinary picture in his presence. As she painted, she carefully selected which tubes she would use, varied her colors, and filled her canvas. Also, back to the scene where she mushed all the paints together, she kept saying to her dad, "This is green, right?" And yet all the documentarian saw was "She didn't produce a work of genius in front of me!" A four-year-old who sees color, actively chooses which colors to use plus fills her canvas, and all this guy sees is that he wasn't witness to some cataclysmic event? Talk about only seeing what one expects.

Okay, the big question: Do I think the dad helped? Yes, but I'm not sure exactly what I mean by that. I think he may have told her when to stop. I think he may have presented her with a choice of colors. I think he may have urged her to continue with a certain look or style. He may even have touched up the paintings. I don't believe he actually painted them. His own art looks completely different. There's an interesting issue here about production versus eye--a person who can't necessarily create but can make a created thing better; there's also an interesting issue of art and community--few artists throughout history have created in isolation or without input.

Unfortunately, both 60 Minutes and the documentarian made it impossible to explore these issue. The moment they turned their subject into FRAUD/BAD DAD/MY SAD DISILLUSIONMENT, they closed the door on a whole host of way more interesting questions. I thought the father reached the point where he was terrified of saying that he did anything to help his daughter: buy the paints, prime the canvas, anything.

If he were an editor (and she was an adult), nobody would care. We accept that editors do (and should) edit their writers' works, but a painting . . . even when the overall concept and composition is completely unique to a particular individual . . . that shouldn't be touched at all! Especially, the pure unfettered freethinking of a child!!

Am I open to the possibility that she did it all herself (except prime the canvases)? Actually, yes, more than I was before I watched the documentary.

Do I like the paintings? Absolutely. I was a tad surprised since I'm not a big fan of child prodigy singers and such, but hey, art is art is art.

Would the paintings have received as much attention and money if they weren't marketed as painted by a child? I have no idea. I mostly ignored all the stuff on the documentary about abstract art except for Michael Kimmelman's very interesting remarks; I happen to like (some) abstract art, and I don't believe that representational art is intrinsically worth more simply because it is representational.

Should art pieces, in general, be sold for as much as they are? Why not? If the market will bear it . . . (Take stamps. Or Hummel dolls. Those make a lot less sense to me than abstract art.)

Which brings us to the whole issue of capitalism and the free market. And the point of this post.

I went into my viewing experience with opinions; I came out of my viewing experience with opinions. And I did some research after the fact. Which is all to say, I find it irritating how many commentators and commenters seemed to have accepted whatever was placed in front of them: the beginning of the film says she is a true artist: How sweet! The middle of film is all about the 60 Minutes documentary: Evil parents, bad dad! The end of the film expresses the documentarian's doubts: Frauds! Put them in jail!

A specific example: a lot of commentators (and the father!) accept 60 Minutes description of the dad's urging (in the "hidden" camera part) as "harsh" even though 60 Minutes played the dad's statement, and it didn't sound harsh at all. It sounded exasperated. It was the equivalent of a dad saying, "Stop putting Fruit Loops in your brother's ears!" Actually, it was the equivalent of a dad saying, "You sing for me and mom all the time. Why won't you sing for grandma?!" And yet 60 Minutes said it was harsh, ergo, it was harsh. 60 Minutes created an image of "stage" parents: ooh, I hate those kinds of parents, let's make nasty comments about them on someone's blog.

Another example: her paintings now are less sophisticated. Why? Because 60 Minutes and the documentarian say/imply so. And maybe they are less sophisticated, but lots of people accepted the Vermeer fakes because they were told they were Vermeers. Gullibility works both ways: people tend to see what they want to see, and a thoughtful person looks at his or her own sight, not just other people's. I ran across several comments that went something like, "I'm an artist, and all you people who say you are artists and say she is good—or did this herself—must be bad artists!"

Huh?

"I'm an artist" may be a valid statement. "Those paintings aren't good" is a debatable but still valid statement. "All you people who disagree with me must be bad artists" is about as huge a leap in logic as anything I've come across lately. The assumption is: my eye is automatically better than your eye because I say so. I may believe my eye is better than everyone else's—there are some Marla paintings I wouldn't buy—but the claim by itself doesn't make a valid argument. Again, the dearth of any actual critique (as opposed to people slinging statements around) is a huge void in the documentary.

It's like everyone gets locked into one little box, NOT because the documentarian or CBS or the family locked them there but because they won't unlocked themselves. One of the "you are all bad artists" commenters was responding to L.A. Harvey's statement that he paints all the time and sometimes he produces good paintings and sometimes he produces bad ones. I think that's an interesting statement about artistic output. But instead of responding to the interesting statement, the commenter got right back on the "she's a fraud/no she isn't" bandwagon.

One little box. Even the commenters who have defended the family have used the claim on the documentary that a documentary is as much a creation of "truth" as art itself. Semi-interesting idea. But why would you defend your position using a statement by the guy who created the evidence that you wish to debate?

The worst are the commenters who think they have "seen through" the parents: "The father couldn't answer a question in the last interview. So, the parents were lying! They fooled you but not me!!"

To me, this is just as pointless as anyone accepting the situation or documentary at face value. It shows a complete inability to understand the complexity of human communication or to understand the issue at any other level than "Me smart. You stupid."

It reminds me of some of my more frustrating moments in my master's program. Many students had an attitude of disillusionment: "All I learned in high school was wrong; I can't believe my high school teacher didn't teach me X, Y, or Z."

Some of the disillusioned students accepted whatever our professors said (they simply exchanged one set of teachings for another). Some of the disillusioned students maintained an attitude of cynicism: "Nobody thinks for themselves; we're all controlled by the entertainment-military-industrial complex." (In other words, it's Disney's fault.) And some students adopted massive chips-on-the-shoulder: "It's clear that nobody outside of this program is as perceptive and insightful as us!"

*Sigh.*

I didn't believe or disbelieve my high school teachers. I didn't believe or disbelieve my professors. I don't believe or disbelieve the documentarian of My Kid Could Paint That. This doesn't mean I think truth is relative. I just don't abrogate my understanding of an issue to someone else's opinion or media presentation, I don't waste my time "outsmarting" all those horrible liars out there (talk about narrowing one's life to a single, rather boring purpose), and I don't trust CBS news on principle.

Which doesn't mean CBS is always wrong.

Here's my libertarian side: In a democracy, it's a person's job to be skeptical but not cynical. And there's no point blaming one's lack of skepticism OR need for skepticism on the government or big business or whatever it is this week. Citizens of democracy, you don't know how free you are! Think for yourselves instead of blaming other people for what you think or don't think.

And think means think--as in, don't judge people on 83 minutes of their lives. That's not thinking; that's just rude.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Why Going After Twilight for Its "Bad" Relationships Totally Misses the Point (and I'm Not a Fan)

Like many people, I've seen the Buffy-Twilight Remix. I think it is hilarious and adds an interesting perspective to discussions about Twilight. However, it has gotten me thinking about Twilight again and whether I'm willing to go as far in my criticisms of the series as recent critics.

I previously discussed Twilight with my friend Carole on this blog--Carole has read the first three books. I have read approximately 1/4 of the first book. Carole does an excellent job critiquing the books in terms of their writing and character development. If you read my response to Carole's critique, you will find that, like Carole, I consider the books flawed due to the lack of real choice on Bella's part. Furthermore, for any of you who are reading my Darcy's POV posts (the last one is coming!), you know that I consider the "classic" guy-stalking-girl-cause-he's-totally-obsessed-and-powerful motif to be, aesthetically speaking, rather dull.

Having said that, I have found the quasi-feminist backlash (feminism is a rather complex movement with many, many, many facets) against Twilight to be somewhat odd. I also think it ignores the more interesting question posed by Twilight. Before I get to that question, here are my thoughts in order:

1. Twilight is boring. I didn't finish the first book because I didn't care about Bella; I had no investment in her survival. Frankly, I found her boring. It is easy to put Bella's boringness down to her passivity, but on reflection, I've realized that passivity is a common denominator in YA novels--this makes sense since passivity is, for many teens, a common denominator in their lives: they are stuck between wanting freedom, being frightened by freedom, and not being allowed all that much freedom anyhow. (However, unlike Twilight, most YA novels do hinge on an active choice as opposed to "I just can't help myself" behavior.)

I decided, therefore, that my non-investment in Bella had more to do with her lack of humor than her passivity. I base Bella's lack of humor on the first chapters that I read and also on the fact that no one who talks to me about the Twilight books (pro or con) mentions her humor. They talk about Edward or they mention what is happening to Bella or how Bella feels. They don't talk about her wit.

In the excellent (non-fantasy) book Celine by Brock Cole, a young teenage girl (Celine) is stuck in a mostly passive role for most of the book. However, her voice is so delightful that the supposed passivity of her life becomes inconsequential. In any case, within the narrow confines of her life, she makes choices and achieves serenity, and she's very wry and touching while she's doing it. (I also maintain that her humor is part of what makes Buffy so watchable.)

So, I found Bella boring, and there wasn't much, writing-wise, to make up for this.

2. However, I consider the current attack on Twilight (series and movie) as a "patriarchal" work, blah, blah, blah to be rather annoying. Sure, the critics have a point, but not that much of a point.

Twilight hinges on a fantasy--it's not a particularly delectable fantasy re: real life, but it is a fantasy within our culture which is shared by both men and women: the fantasy of the romantic other who totally understands us and totally wants us and never wants to leave us and is always there for us and knows what is best for us.

Okay, yes, I figured out at fairly young age that this type of relationship would get very tedious very fast, but then, I'm the kind of person who gets snappish if I'm asked to be social without warning: the idea of a constant, adoring presence makes me tired (how could you ever live up to it?).

But I still understand the fantasy.

And I think it is unfair to get after women who voice it.

Romance writers have pointed out that the male version of this fantasy is accepted in our society. I'm not sure that's entirely true anymore (where are James Bond's ladies?), but there is something to be said for the male version of this fantasy being a staple of Western literature.

But when women produce the same fantasy, there's this big "Stop Talking!" response.

Give me a break.

Now, I am the first one to say that this fantasy can get trite and boring. Read several romances in a row, and you start rolling your eyes. Still . . .

3. Pretending the fantasy isn't there or shouldn't be there won't make it go away.

I've read responses to Twilight that basically go something like, "My teenage daughter loves this series. I must persuade her otherwise! I've spoken to her about it. We fight! What can I do?"

I want to bang my head against the wall. Fighting over gross impertinence: worth it. Fighting over clothes: sort of worth it. Fighting over literature: really stupid.

People like what they like. They grow out of what they like. Or they don't. My mother didn't want me to see the first Batman (1989) because it was nihilistic. She was right. I saw it about twenty times and then formed the opinion that the movie was nihilistic.

And I was a really obedient kid.

I can't think of anything dumber than telling a teenage girl that she should stop adoring Edward. There's nothing wrong with saying, "I don't agree." Shoot, if you grew up in my family, you'd get eight opinions on the subject plus an argument at the dinner table to boot. But trying to argue a teenage girl out of her aesthetic response--I just don't see how that could be productive.

I think the fear is that the susceptible teenage girl will go off and get into a relationship with a (glittering) stalky guy. Well, maybe, but I would be willing to bet that girls and women who get into relationships with stalky guys have other larger issues in their lives than reading B-literature. At the risk of making a possibly injudicious statement, I even wonder how many of these girls and women read fantasy or, since Twilight has crossed genre lines, are series readers at all.

In any case, all this worry still doesn't make the fantasy go away. I could even argue that trying to shut teenage girls off from the fantasy could make them more susceptible in the long run. Maybe not--arguments like this enter the realm of indefinite probabilities. I just don't get readers who want to get after Meyers for not having Bella have sex AND for introducing the fantasy of Edward. Pick up some Camille Paglia, people, and face the hormones: whether we like it or not, whether we approve of it or not, whether we acknowledge it or not, this fantasy--the wholly seductive yet completely responsive and considerate lover--is part of the human psyche. It isn't going to go away just cause it upsets us!

For that matter, the juxtaposition of viriginity and sexual seduction are huge motifs in legend and myth; sure, sure, Bradley et al. "feminized" the Arthurian legends; my point is--you can feminize things all you want, it doesn't make the big, bad, masculine wolf in Sondheim's wood go away.

4. The more interesting question posed by Twilight is: Why do we find this fantasy so alluring?

What's the thrill? Why do stories about sirens and vampires and succubi and incubi flood our myths? Why do romance novels about the domineering/there-no-matter-what hero flood the market? And what is it with James Bond's ladies? Or the spunky gal in the Western who will do anything for her man?

Here's one theory (at the mythic level):

Mormons and other religious people believe that the battle between God and Satan was over agency--God was for it (choose who/what you will become); Satan was against it (I'll make it all turn out right), and Satan enlisted a whole bunch of support. The idea of no-agency/no-choice is seductive.

Now, to survive in this world, we have to compromise (at the risk of getting all philosophical, I maintain that humans contain agency as a whole or given; how we exercise it is limited, but agency itself doesn't increase or decrease). We are not entirely free in the sense that all options are available to us at all given points in time (and we have no direct control over the consequences of those options). I'd love to rush off to Wales right now but physically, financially, and obligatorily speaking, that's not going to happen. I can't fly; I haven't got the money; and I've already agreed to do other things this week. I'm also limited by my ethical standards: I won't be robbing a bank this afternoon. Besides, I don't like the possible consequence: jail. And I am limited in terms of my credentials and my natural abilities: the University of Wales isn't going to be calling with a teaching offer (too bad!) for me to teach calculus (it's been explained to me three times; I still don't get it).

So agency exists along a line rather than as two extremes--agent versus slave--and humans are constantly testing positions along that line politically, personally, theologically, and romantically. The concept of a desire/love/interest that conquers all our reservations is one of those positions. And it's not going to vanish from our culture, no matter how often people say, "Stop Talking!"

5. All that granted, I still won't be finishing the books (though I might see the movie).

Monday, July 6, 2009

Folklore: Kate Requests Some Help!

This coming fall, I am teaching a folklore class. It is a somewhat overwhelming prospect since, although the course was previously taught, I have nothing to work with (including no textbook) except a course description.

Consequently, I am preparing the course from scratch which is a tad overwhelming! (It doesn't help that I am one of those people who doesn't feel comfortable teaching something unless I thoroughly and comprehensibly understand it--as in, I could write a book about it and go on lecture tours. Unfortunately, most of my own folklore studies have been with European folklore rather than American folklore. Some overlap but not as much as you might think.)

According to the course description, the course involves comparisons between folklore and literature. This is slightly different than my original understanding (in which I thought I was going to be teaching the history, typology, collection methods, interpretation, and analysis of folklore in a 100-level course). It is not an unwelcome realization, but I'm now in the position of gathering not just folklore examples but examples of past and contemporary literature which utilize folklore!

Both the folklore, and the literature, should be (mostly) New England based (that is, written in New England or about New England--for the purposes of this project, I am including upstate New York as "New England"; this allows me to use "Rip Van Winkle").

Sooooo, if you have any suggestions, please send them along! I'd be interested in media examples as well (yes, I am using Buffy when I discuss vampires). And material outside of New England is okay too since I can always compare and contrast New England writers/material to other writers/material (for instance, I will be comparing Buffy to Dracula to the New England perception of vampires: all surprisingly different!).

Muchas gracias!

For those who are interested, I will be posting the last chapter of Darcy's P.O.V. in the next few days.